April Fools' 2024: Home Screen Voice Lines (04/01/2024)

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Translated by M and Annie, proofed by Mio and Alex.

Oz …No, I’m not sick. Nor is my stomach. I was thinking of lies to fool you. I suppose today is the day to please others with lies.

Arthur: Master Sage, take a look! Murr found these glasses in storage that allow you to see through any illusion. The effectiveness is not certain, but let’s try them on! Huh? You’re Sir Snow, not the Master Sage?!

Cain: Before we go any further, I’m not lying about this. I’m not Cain…. Huh, you don’t believe me? We can magically change our faces and voices. Even our words can be imitated by observation. So, who is the Cain that you believe in?

Riquet Oz seems to be thinking of lies to please us. Normally, I would tell him he shouldn’t lie, but today I will make a special effort to forgive him because of his kindness. Although, I can’t imagine what kind of lie Oz would tell…

Snow We are actually triplets. We have an estranged brother in the West. He’s a beautiful boy, just like us. He’s in and out of the Royal Court and favored by numerous noble ladies. Come on, Sage! Are you not curious?

White: We are actually triplets. Our estranged brother is in the South. He’s a beautiful boy, just like us. He’s a leader of pioneers and earned the trust of the townspeople. Come on, Sage! Are you not curious?

Mithra: Master Sage, which do you prefer? A raw snake or a roasted one? I killed a large one and happened to pass by Owen. I tried to share it with him, but he said you’d rather eat it instead. Here, it’s good isn’t it? Let’s eat it together.

Owen: I made your little lie about “being able to fly” true. Look, try kicking off the ground… Ahh, Sir Sage, you flew so high, I couldn’t even hear you scream before you fell.

Bradley: Oi, Sage! You okay? What d’ya mean, you’re alright aren’t you…? Owen, that bastard! He said you were possessed by a demon. Huh? He cast a spell on you that makes you end yer sentences with “woof”? Well, maybe we should jus’ leave that as is, then…

Faust: So many people are going around lying today. Since you’re so honest in your reactions, you’ve been entangled with numerous wizards and their lies. If you get tired of it, come to my room. I’ll make you a cup of herbal tea.

Shino: I immediately saw through Heath’s lie. It’s not because he’s bad at lying, I can tell because I’m his servant. That’s all.

Heathcliff: Master Sage, I was not actually born into a noble family… No, no. If I said something like that, I’d feel guilty for mother and father. Then… I actually have a brother. Hmm, I wonder if that’d make Shino jealous... Haha, lying is difficult isn’t it…

Nero: I’ve kept quiet about this, but I’m actually from Western Country. I’ve been tourin’ around, cookin’ while dancin’ in performances, it was quite popular. I’m also loved fer my light-hearted small talk. Huh, you’d love to see it? … Heh, you tricked me back.

Shylock: The other day, you fell asleep in the library while updating your journal. It was quite late at night, so I escorted you back to your room. Hmm? No, I didn’t use magic. There’s nothing comparable to carrying you. If you think I’m lying, would you like to give it a try?

Murr: There are a bunch of wizards in the Manor who are liars, right? …It’s ‘cuz today is a day when you’re supposed to lie? Ahaha, I didn’t really mean it like that, but… If the Master Sage says so, then maybe we should just leave it at that!

Chloe: Today, there’s so many people telling lies that it’s really hard to tell what’s real and what’s fake. Oh, me? ... I’m not a very good liar, but… As a Western Wizard, I should work hard to make the best of it and enjoy myself to the fullest!

Rustica:The weather is quite lovely, so I think I’d like to enjoy a nice bath and go for a walk amongst the night sky. Then we can dance with the tea set and march with the cookies, and… Hehe, I’m not lying. I’m a wizard, so it’s easy making something so preposterous come true.

Figaro: Now, what kind of pretty lies will the Master Sage tell me? It’s not often I see you lie, so I’m a little excited. Don’t worry, I’ll be sure to laugh, no matter how outrageous they may be.

Rutile: Master Sage! Dr. Figaro just explained the situation. It must be difficult meowing all day, but at least you can play with Dancing Cattails together and… Master Sage, don’t tell me he’s changing into a cat outside of missions all the time?*

Lennox: I’m good at lying, my facial expressions don’t change much, so it’s hard for others to catch it. I tried to think of a good lie, but… I'm not sure if it’ll be too hard to tell.

Mitile: As long as I don’t upset anyone, I’d like to tell a lie at least once and not get caught. Ah, but I’m nervous of being found out… Well, it’s pretty hard to enjoy a day when you’re allowed to lie.

Translation Notes

  • The 猫舞の穂 mentioned are used in Faust’s location gimmick to summon cat spirits in game. We TLed it as Dancing Cattails.「うにゃうにゃ」is the sound of cooing at babies or cats, we TLed it to the Sage meowing to talk to Cat-Figaro.